VETERINARY ASSOCIATES STONEFIELD

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LOUISVILLE KY  40223

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Top 10 Cat vs. Dog Characteristics

 

 

10.  Dogs come when you call them... Cats take a message and get back to you.

 

9.  Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life.

 

8.  Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire... Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.

 

7.  Dogs will bring your slippers or the evening newspaper... Cats might bring you a dead mouse.

 

6.  Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon...  Cats will take a 3 hour nap.

 

5.  Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you... Cats have to have their own private box, or will not go at all.

 

4.  Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you arrive home... Cats will be annoyed that you went out at all.

 

3.  Dogs will sit, lie down and heel on command... Cats will smirk and walk away.

 

2.  Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk... Cats will yawn and close their eyes.

 

1.  Dogs will give you unconditional love forever...  Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FUN FACTS

 

* A chameleon's tongue is twice the length of its body.

* A woodpecker can peck twenty times a second.

* A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.

*Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

*A cat will clean itself with paw and tongue after a dangerous experience or when it has fought with another cat.  This is an attempt by the animal to soothe its nerves by doing something natural and instinctive.

* A jellyfish is 95% water!

* A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21 inch tongue!

* An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

* Ants don't sleep.

* All polar bears are left handed.

* The flea can jump 350 times its body length, that is like a human jumping the length of a football field. 

* The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head are the rabbit and the parrot.

* It is impossible to lick your elbow.  Try it!